Dear Matzav Inbox,
I’ll tell you something, I am absolutely bewildered. Here we are, at a time of unparalleled goodness, and yet Moshiach is still not here. Can someone please explain this to me? With all the incredible things going on—especially on WhatsApp—how could Hashem possibly delay the arrival of Moshiach any longer? I mean, just think about it for a second.
First off, we’ve got the all-important, life-changing campaigns of making sure no one parks in handicapped spots. The constant reminders on every group chat, the memes about it, the posts about it—it’s honestly hard to imagine anything more selfless and righteous. Every time someone posts a picture of a car in a handicapped spot, I feel like we’re one step closer to the geulah. And don’t even get me started on the countless messages warning us to watch for cars parking too close to the lines. Moshiach could be right there—if only we could fix those parking situations.
Then there’s the ongoing crusade to make sure nobody overpays for eggs at the local frum stores. The vigilance is remarkable! We’ve got people making calls, sending texts, checking receipts, and creating whole spreadsheets to track egg prices. All the hard work, the selfless efforts—it’s mamish inspiring. So many people going above and beyond to make sure the prices are just right. And who could forget the relentless pursuit of keeping the prices down on other essentials? We have all these WhatsApp messages like, “Can anyone tell me where the cheapest milk is?” This is what true geulah looks like, isn’t it? How could such incredible chesed not warrant the coming of Moshiach?
And of course, let’s not overlook the unrelenting flood of Rayze It campaigns. We can barely scroll through WhatsApp for 10 seconds without seeing yet another plea for funds for a new yeshiva, a new tzedakah, or another community initiative. Each campaign is more inspiring than the last—so many dedicated individuals giving of themselves to fundraise for the right cause. One wonders, with all the collective efforts of the frum world, is there anything left for Moshiach to do? It’s almost as if he could just show up and coast on all the good we’re doing.
But wait, it gets better. Let’s not forget the memes. Oh, the memes. Inspiring, heartwarming, thought-provoking memes—daily doses of inspiration that are practically guaranteeing the arrival of Moshiach any second now. Every post, every share, is a step closer. We are truly living in a time where memes are the currency of geulah. If these don’t bring Moshiach, then what will?
And here’s the cherry on top: Moshiach could literally park in a handicapped spot today and have no problem. Thanks to the tireless efforts of all the WhatsApp groups, those spots are now practically wide open. If that’s not a sign of readiness, I don’t know what is. All the preparation has been done. We’ve cleared the way. It’s practically like Moshiach’s parking space is reserved, and now he just needs to show up.
So, I ask again: Why is Moshiach not here? We have so much good happening—real, meaningful, impactful good. What more could Hashem want from us? We’ve got awareness, we’ve got kindness, we’ve got diligence, we’ve got memes—and we’ve got parking spots cleared. If this isn’t the time, then when will it be?
With all due respect, and in full sincerity, I really don’t understand.
Perplexed
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